The best thing about a
boolean is even if you
are wrong, you are
only off by a bit.

WEB DESIGN

Every operating system out there is about equal…

Target stakeholder engagement and above all, get buy in. Grow social yet create a better customer experience. Synchronise growth channels to go viral. Executing agile but further your reach.

Create a better customer experience:

It’s ridiculous to live 100 years and only be able to remember 30 million bytes. You know, less than a compact disc. The human condition is really becoming more obsolete every minute. (Marvin Minsky) Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight. (Bill Gates) It is practically impossible to teach good programming style to students that have had prior exposure to BASIC.

Making your brands fly:

Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million typewriters, and Usenet is nothing like Shakespeare. (Blair Houghton) The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit. (Anonymous) For a long time it puzzled me how something so expensive, so leading edge, could be so useless.

SOCIAL MEDIA

Touch the limits.

Target stakeholder engagement and above all, get buy in. Grow social yet create a better customer experience. Synchronise growth channels to go viral. Executing agile but further your reach.

From the lowest rung to the highest.

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. (Pablo Picasso) Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OSes is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders. (Alanna) The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late. (Seymour Cray) There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don’t believe this to be a coincidence. (Jeremy S. Anderson)

Premium services to help you sell.

There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don’t believe this to be a coincidence.

Graphic Design

We understand your advertising needs.

I’ve finally learned what ‘upward compatible’ means. It means we get to keep all our old mistakes. (Dennie van Tassel) Controlling complexity is the essence of computer programming. (Brian Kernigan) If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. (Frank Lloyd Wright) The bulk of all patents are crap. Spending time reading them is stupid. It’s up to the patent owner to do so, and to enforce them. (Linus Torvalds) Programmers are in a race with the Universe to create bigger and better idiot-proof programs, while the Universe is trying to create bigger and better idiots. So far the Universe is winning. (Rich Cook)

From the lowest rung to the highest.

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. (Pablo Picasso) Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OSes is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders. (Alanna) The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late. (Seymour Cray) There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don’t believe this to be a coincidence. (Jeremy S. Anderson)

Branding

We understand your advertising needs.

Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are–by definition–not smart enough to debug it. (Brian Kernighan)

Crafting the path to success

Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked. (Jeff Pesis) I think Microsoft named .Net so it wouldn’t show up in a Unix directory listing. (Oktal) If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in. (Edsger W. Dijkstra) Good code is its own best documentation. (Steve McConnell) The function of good software is to make the complex appear to be simple. (Grady Booch)

Marketing strategy

Strategic partnerships for maximum impact.

There are two ways of constructing a software design. One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies. And the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. (C.A.R. Hoare)

Planning for you

That’s what’s cool about working with computers. They don’t argue, they remember everything, and they don’t drink all your beer. (Paul Leary)